Well, como me he cansado que no me hagais caso en ver la serie, y como se me esta acabando y me entra morriña he decidido hacer un picspam así en general para que comprendais porque esta series es tan AWESOME. Lo primero es decir que evidentemente es una serie ambientada en los 70 (veis sólo por eso ya es amor,right? *le da golpecitos en el codo a ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
galadriel_gs especialmente* ) y que es cómica de unos 20 minutos, lo que quiere decir que los capítulos se ven hiperrápido y que los personajes tienen unas características muy claras.
Advertencias antes de empezar; 1) Las caps y el color son una caca pero estan llenas de amor so... y las secuencias que he puesto son totalmente arbritarias. 2) Hay vídeos metidos por todos los lados. 3) Si no teneis ni idea de la serie seguramente os sploreareis pero vamos que tampoco será mucha cosa. 4) Evidentemente pondré quotes porque los dialogos es lo que hacen a esta serie tan magnífica ♥
Pues eso si no quereis ver la serie, ¡pues nada! y si os pica la curiosidad, just see that
So, le't go. La serie discurre en Point Place, un pueblecito de Winsconsin durante los 70 (con su respectivas modas, música,coches, whatever). Es sobre una grupo de adolescentes (seis para ser concretos) que se reunen en el sótano de la casa de los Forman, haciendo...bueno...
The Circle
Y así pasan el tiempo fumando hierba cuando tienen problemas, o bueno...siempre,
a todas horas, de todas las maneras posibles y desde siempre
Y BASICAMENTE ELLOS SON ASÍ
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[Red and Kitty scold Eric, Hyde, Fez and Kelso after Red discovers the Circle]
Red: I can't believe that is what you idiots have been doing in my basement all these years! I wish I had 2,000 feet,
so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!
Kitty: I'm shocked. The basement door closes, and out come the lighters and the drugs,
and I am sure Donna's bouncing around there without a bra! It's like Amsterdam down there!
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Michael: I can't believe it's our last circle together. Wait... Oh! Now I know why we called it a circle! Thats freaking awesome!
Eric Forman
Eric es un chico de 17 años un tanto neerd. Es un negado en deportes y basicamente en toda actividad
que requiera fuerza o agilidad y ademas es un metepatas y un 'listillo'.
Ah! Y adora a Star Wars más que cualquier otra cosa en la vida.
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[Red scolds Eric on picking up boxes]
Red: Eric, bend your knees and lift with your legs, or else I'm gonna-
Eric: [as he logs the boxes in a clipboard] -hit my ass, put your foot in my ass, make my ass a hat, yeah yeah yeah...
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Jackie: Look, I need to talk to someone. I can really use a friend right now.
Eric: Okay then well, good luck with that.
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Eric: [sitting in a jail cell] We're not all in trouble here. [to Kelso] Your parents have seven kids. They won't even notice you're gone.
[to Fez] Your parents don't even live in this country. [to Hyde] And your mom? Probably one cell over.
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Red: What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you always so damn nervous?
Eric: Oh, hmm, I don't know, maybe it's because you've been yelling at me for seventeen years?
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Fez: If there's one thing guys like us know, it's how to have sex. Oh, I cannot live with this lie.
Everyone, prepare to be shocked. I, Fez, am still a virgin.
Eric: [sarcastically] Gosh. My world no longer makes sense.
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Hyde: I think Donna and Forman finally made the beast with two backs
Eric: Well, Hyde, I'm not saying yes and I'm not saying no, but... I'm especially not saying no!
Donna Pinciotti
Donna es la vecina peliroja de Eric y su mejor amiga. Es el personaje más normal, es una femenista
y basicamente de los pocos que tienen ideales. Trabaja en una radio siendo
HOT DONNA para el mundo (cosa que en el fondo le encanta).
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Donna: [to Eric] You're an ass and he's [Red] an ass, because the ass doesn't fall far from the ass tree!
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[about Jackie]
Eric: Donna, you have to let her stay with you. Come on, she's your best friend.
Donna: She's not my best friend.
Eric: Well, then who's your best friend?
[Donna thinks it over]
Donna: Oh crap. How the hell did that happen?
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[Eric says they can go to Canada]
Donna: I think Canada closes at 9:30.
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Donna: Hey, Mrs. Forman. My dad's making a cheese sandwich,
but he's missing some stuff, so can I borrow bread and cheese?
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JackieLobster face!
Donna: Little Red Riding BITCH!
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Donna: You can do anything you want to to Princess Leia. Her force field is down.
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[Fez is dressed up as Batman for Halloween]
Jackie: Donna, you know who protected me back there? Fez.
Donna: He had to, he's Batman.
Steven Hyde
Steven Hyde es el rebelde del grupo, en realidad cree que el govierno está siempre conspirando.
Vive en casa de los Forman después que lo abandonaran.
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[Mounties ask what Fez, Leo, Eric, Kelso and Hyde are doing in Canada.]
Hyde: We're part of a dangerous high school strike team called "Strike Force Wisconsin!"
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[After Jackie mauls Laurie]
Hyde: Where zen ends, ass-kicking begins. And that's your final lesson, grasshopper.
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[Kitty suggests something Hyde can do at the garage sale]
Kitty: Oh Steven, I have a great idea, you can sell lemonade.
Hyde: Mrs. Forman, I've thrown a lot of rocks at kids with lemonade stands. Lord knows I hate a hypocrite!
Kitty: You could have a little bake sale.
Hyde: I'd pretty much beat up any kid selling anything.
Kitty: Steven, you could just do a little table with some cookies and some brownies..
Hyde: I'm not much of - brownies. I could make brownies, because [stands] people love brownies!
Eric: No they don't.
Hyde: Oh they love MY brownies!
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Hyde: Disco is from hell, okay. And not the cool part of hell with all the murderers,
but the lame-ass part with the accountants.
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Ricky: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Eric: Fatso Burger.
Kelso: A fashion model. No, a rock star!
Hyde: Prison.
Michael Kelso
Kelso es el típico chico guapo que se las trae a todas de culo pero que es muy muy tonto.
Y, bueno él se divierte pegandose cosas al cuerpo, inventando un traje de petardos, pensando en robots
o saltando del tejado... Es un personaje entrañable por lo absurdo (&FUN) de su mundo <333.
Añadiré que Kelso siempre grita su famoso BUUUUUUUUUUUURN (razón uno para ver la
serie en inglés) cada vez que hace/le hacen a alguien una broma o un corte
y que muchas veces él simplemente beinghysterical y grita.
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[Kelso continues to write his song and practice the chords]
Kelso: "I didn't mean to cheat, but she forced me. Downright coerced me." [pauses]
That's pretty good. [writes lyrics]
Eric Forman: Man, I just asked her (Donna) for a root beer.
Fez: You tried to control her Eric, and the women always controls the men.
Kelso: That's true.
Eric: Donna does not control me!
Fez: Oh Eric, you have so much more to learn, my friend.
Kelso: Yeah, I wish Jackie was in control of me. I love being put on a short leash.
[pauses, and strums guitar again] "Put the SHORT LEASH BACK ON ME!"
Eric: Uh Kelso, let me see that for a second. [picks up guitar and smashes it on table]
Kelso: [laughs] You know that was kind of funny, that was your guitar. [pauses] BURN!
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Kelso: Someday I'm gonna own a restaurant and everything's gonna be special. And then
when people ask me, "Hey, Kelso, what's the special?" I'm gonna say, "Everything!"
Jackie Burkhart
Jackie es la niña guapa, rica, mimada y superficial. Así, sin más, porque ella lo vale!
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Donna: Excuse me, Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul?
Jackie: Um, cheerleading camp.
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Fez: I may not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?
Jackie: Michael, who is this guy?
Kelso: Oh, that's Fez. He's the foreign exchange student.
Jackie: What did we exchange for him?
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[Red receives the gang at his mother's funeral]
Jackie: I'm really sorry your mom died. It's like ... sad and stuff.
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Jackie: I understand everybody wants their first makeout to be special, in some place romantic like Ireland or Disney World.
Fez
FEZ (Foreign Exchange Student <333) es un extrangero de "nadiesabedónde" que siempre va salido.
Su mundo puede describirse con dos palabras PORNO AND CANDDIES. Esta obsesionado con el sexo
y las mujeres, aunque tiene momentos con Kelso y Hyde que hacen dudar de su sexualidad.
Y en general es una monada porque canta y baila y se viste de mujer
y espia a las chicas escondido en el armario y mil cosas más. Durante las ocho temporadas de
la serie sigue con su acento (razón dos para ver la serie en inglés)
de extrangero incomprensible :D
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Fez: Oh, Eric. I think you just fornicated yourself.
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Fez: An apple? Where is my candy, you son of a bitch?
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Fez: I'm so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fez man, it's Star Wars.
Fez: Screw that.
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Fez: I love the snow! I am a winter nymph! I love America! [passes out]
[...]
Fez: I am so cold. The snow has stolen my manhood.
Los Otros
Red Forman | es el padre de Eric y quiere hacer de él todo un hombre, así que simplemente
lo machaca y amenaza
Kitty Forman | es la mami que intenta poner paz entre su hijo y su marido.
Es infermera y tiene una risa super chachi. Básicamente es la madraza de todos ellos.
Y claro, una copita de vez en cuando no viene mal.
Laurie Forman | Hermana de Eric. Es el ojito de papá y digamos que una chica "muy muy fácil"
Bob Pinciotti | es el vecino de los Forman y padre de Donna y es basicamente FUNNIEST DAD EVER!
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Eric: [after Eric failed to make a cabin out of Lincoln Logs] I made a Millennium Falcon.
Red Forman: If that's a Star Wars thing, I'm going to kick you in the ass.
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Eric: Ground me.
Red: What?
Eric: I am not strong enough. If I'm gonna shake this Donna thing,
I am gonna need some serious discipline. Please ground me.
Red: You got it, pal. You're grounded.
Eric: One more thing. Donna's in the kitchen; I need you to get rid of her for me.
Red: Do I have to be nice about it?
Eric: No.
Red: This is the happiest day of my life.
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Kitty: [in response to Donna dating Casey Kelso] How can such a bad
influence live in such a handsome package? Bad people should have a scar or
an eyepatch so you can recognize them.
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[Eric tries to explain a career choice the school suggested for him to Red,
Kitty, and Donna]
Eric: There's this program,
where you teach impoverished children for a year, and they pay for your college!
Kitty: Where is this program?
Eric: Africa!
Kitty: Africa, Wisconsin?
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[Kitty and Red are sleeping and wake up upon hearing
"We wish you a Merry Christmas"]
Red: What the hell?
Kitty: Its the Russians! [Red looks out the window]
Red: Oh, jeez. [opens window] Bob!
Bob: Hey there! Hi there! Ho ho ho there!
Red: Bob, it's midnight! Turn that crap of!
Bob: What would I do that for?! Hey, check out
the keister on Mrs. Claus! I know what I want for Christmas!
Red: Bob, are you drunk?!
Bob: I'm not sober!
Ademas el show está lleno de OTPs super bellas que lo flipas.
Eric&Donna
Eric y Donna son la cosa más mona que te puedas hechar a la cara :D Se conocen desde siempre
y simplemente se complementan a la perfección
(Donna lleva los pantalones y Eric es la 'delicada flor a proteger').
WATHEVER THEIR LOVE IS SO AMAZING!
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Donna: Oh, have I told you how incredibly attractive you are Eric?
Eric: No.
Michael: You told me he was cute.
Donna: No I didn't.
Michael: I remember, because you said not to say anything in front of Eric.
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Donna: Eric, relax. We've lived next door to each other forever. You could've had me when I was four.
Eric: Really? And there I was all day long on the hippity hop.
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[Donna and Eric talk about the gang's disco date]
Donna: Why did you go?
Eric: I like you.
Donna: So... you're in like with me?
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[Donna and Eric are about to have sex]
Eric: I'm just going to have to warn you, I'm exhausted, so you're going to have to do all the work.
Donna: Why should today be any different?
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Eric: You smell great. What'd you do?
Donna: I took a bath.
[pause]
Donna: I was thinking of you the whole time.
Eric: Yeah, I do the same thing in the shower.
Donna: What?
Eric: [quickly] Nothing.
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[Donna and Eric are making out on his bed, she sees something underneath the bed]
Donna: You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed?
Eric: What? No! No, not a stack.
[Donna picks up about 15 magazines]
Eric: I mean, what is a "stack"?
Jackie&Kelso
Son una moneria too. Son quizá los personajes que se parecen más y por eso
esta pareja es genial :D Aunque relación es de esas de ni contigo ni sin tí.
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Kelso: I miss Eric.
Jackie: Well, you still have me.
Kelso: It's not the same, Jackie! I can talk to Eric
about things that... that I can't talk about with you.
Jackie: Ok, well like what?
Kelso: Well, for instance, the annoying things that you do.
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Michael: Jacqueline Burkhart, will you marry me?
Jackie: Oh, Michael, no!
Michael: No?
Jackie: No!
Michael: Jackie, you just made me the
happiest man on earth! I cant believe I wanted to marry you!
That was my worst idea ever! And I had some really bad ideas.
I mean, a Firecracker Suit — come on!
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Jackie: Michael...
Kelso: [groggy] Jackie? Am I dreaming?
Jackie: Yes, you are.
Kelso: Are we gonna do it?
Jackie: Yes, we are.
Kelso: Cool. Where's Donna?
Jackie: WHAT?!?!? [attacks Kelso]
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Jackie: Well, I have a date too.
Kelso: Who is he? What's his name?
Jackie: His name is... not important.
What's important is, he's better than you, in every conceivable way.
Kelso: Damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!
Hyde&Jackie
Si Jackie y Kelso eran los que más se parecian, ellos son todo lo contrario,
y es por eso por lo que esta pareja tambien es TAN GRANDIOSA!
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[As Hyde is taken into custody over marijuana]
Jackie: Steven Hyde, you were right. We will never be friends. We'll be more than friends. Because now I love you!
Hyde: Oh, my God, will you shut up?
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Jackie: We're going to be partners!
[Hyde just stares at her]
Jackie: Skating partners!
Hyde: How about instead, you hit me in the face with a wrench and I black out?
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Hyde:Jackie, I do wanna be with you
Jackie: Because you loooove...
Hyde: Don´t push it.
Jackie: Okay.
Great moments
He decidido hacer un "apartado" a algunos de los miles de grandes momentos que tienes esta serie, y son muchos.
Porque son tan adorables que sin mas se ponen a cantar y cantar y bailar todos juntitos
y se disfrazan, y recrean momentos de Grease o Weast Side Story
o hacien un guiño a Woody Allen o Hitchcock y por supuesto a Star Wars
simplemente haciendo que esta serie sea TAN GENIAL Y MARAVILLOSA EVER!!!!1!
The Cast
Evidentemente ellos son GENIALES y ADORABLES y los quiero muchísimo ♥♥♥♥
Bueno al final esto me ha quedado bastante largo así que el que haya aguantado entero puede cojer una galleta de chocolate :D
galadriel_gs especialmente* ) y que es cómica de unos 20 minutos, lo que quiere decir que los capítulos se ven hiperrápido y que los personajes tienen unas características muy claras. Advertencias antes de empezar; 1) Las caps y el color son una caca pero estan llenas de amor so... y las secuencias que he puesto son totalmente arbritarias. 2) Hay vídeos metidos por todos los lados. 3) Si no teneis ni idea de la serie seguramente os sploreareis pero vamos que tampoco será mucha cosa. 4) Evidentemente pondré quotes porque los dialogos es lo que hacen a esta serie tan magnífica ♥
Pues eso si no quereis ver la serie, ¡pues nada! y si os pica la curiosidad, just see that
So, le't go. La serie discurre en Point Place, un pueblecito de Winsconsin durante los 70 (con su respectivas modas, música,coches, whatever). Es sobre una grupo de adolescentes (seis para ser concretos) que se reunen en el sótano de la casa de los Forman, haciendo...bueno...
a todas horas, de todas las maneras posibles y desde siempre
Y BASICAMENTE ELLOS SON ASÍ
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[Red and Kitty scold Eric, Hyde, Fez and Kelso after Red discovers the Circle]
Red: I can't believe that is what you idiots have been doing in my basement all these years! I wish I had 2,000 feet,
so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!
Kitty: I'm shocked. The basement door closes, and out come the lighters and the drugs,
and I am sure Donna's bouncing around there without a bra! It's like Amsterdam down there!
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Michael: I can't believe it's our last circle together. Wait... Oh! Now I know why we called it a circle! Thats freaking awesome!
que requiera fuerza o agilidad y ademas es un metepatas y un 'listillo'.
Ah! Y adora a Star Wars más que cualquier otra cosa en la vida.
----------------------------------------
[Red scolds Eric on picking up boxes]
Red: Eric, bend your knees and lift with your legs, or else I'm gonna-
Eric: [as he logs the boxes in a clipboard] -hit my ass, put your foot in my ass, make my ass a hat, yeah yeah yeah...
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Jackie: Look, I need to talk to someone. I can really use a friend right now.
Eric: Okay then well, good luck with that.
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Eric: [sitting in a jail cell] We're not all in trouble here. [to Kelso] Your parents have seven kids. They won't even notice you're gone.
[to Fez] Your parents don't even live in this country. [to Hyde] And your mom? Probably one cell over.
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Red: What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you always so damn nervous?
Eric: Oh, hmm, I don't know, maybe it's because you've been yelling at me for seventeen years?
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Fez: If there's one thing guys like us know, it's how to have sex. Oh, I cannot live with this lie.
Everyone, prepare to be shocked. I, Fez, am still a virgin.
Eric: [sarcastically] Gosh. My world no longer makes sense.
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Hyde: I think Donna and Forman finally made the beast with two backs
Eric: Well, Hyde, I'm not saying yes and I'm not saying no, but... I'm especially not saying no!
y basicamente de los pocos que tienen ideales. Trabaja en una radio siendo
HOT DONNA para el mundo (cosa que en el fondo le encanta).
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Donna: [to Eric] You're an ass and he's [Red] an ass, because the ass doesn't fall far from the ass tree!
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[about Jackie]
Eric: Donna, you have to let her stay with you. Come on, she's your best friend.
Donna: She's not my best friend.
Eric: Well, then who's your best friend?
[Donna thinks it over]
Donna: Oh crap. How the hell did that happen?
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[Eric says they can go to Canada]
Donna: I think Canada closes at 9:30.
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Donna: Hey, Mrs. Forman. My dad's making a cheese sandwich,
but he's missing some stuff, so can I borrow bread and cheese?
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JackieLobster face!
Donna: Little Red Riding BITCH!
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Donna: You can do anything you want to to Princess Leia. Her force field is down.
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[Fez is dressed up as Batman for Halloween]
Jackie: Donna, you know who protected me back there? Fez.
Donna: He had to, he's Batman.
Vive en casa de los Forman después que lo abandonaran.
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[Mounties ask what Fez, Leo, Eric, Kelso and Hyde are doing in Canada.]
Hyde: We're part of a dangerous high school strike team called "Strike Force Wisconsin!"
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[After Jackie mauls Laurie]
Hyde: Where zen ends, ass-kicking begins. And that's your final lesson, grasshopper.
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[Kitty suggests something Hyde can do at the garage sale]
Kitty: Oh Steven, I have a great idea, you can sell lemonade.
Hyde: Mrs. Forman, I've thrown a lot of rocks at kids with lemonade stands. Lord knows I hate a hypocrite!
Kitty: You could have a little bake sale.
Hyde: I'd pretty much beat up any kid selling anything.
Kitty: Steven, you could just do a little table with some cookies and some brownies..
Hyde: I'm not much of - brownies. I could make brownies, because [stands] people love brownies!
Eric: No they don't.
Hyde: Oh they love MY brownies!
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Hyde: Disco is from hell, okay. And not the cool part of hell with all the murderers,
but the lame-ass part with the accountants.
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Ricky: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Eric: Fatso Burger.
Kelso: A fashion model. No, a rock star!
Hyde: Prison.
Y, bueno él se divierte pegandose cosas al cuerpo, inventando un traje de petardos, pensando en robots
o saltando del tejado... Es un personaje entrañable por lo absurdo (&FUN) de su mundo <333.
Añadiré que Kelso siempre grita su famoso BUUUUUUUUUUUURN (razón uno para ver la
serie en inglés) cada vez que hace/le hacen a alguien una broma o un corte
y que muchas veces él simplemente beinghysterical y grita.
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[Kelso continues to write his song and practice the chords]
Kelso: "I didn't mean to cheat, but she forced me. Downright coerced me." [pauses]
That's pretty good. [writes lyrics]
Eric Forman: Man, I just asked her (Donna) for a root beer.
Fez: You tried to control her Eric, and the women always controls the men.
Kelso: That's true.
Eric: Donna does not control me!
Fez: Oh Eric, you have so much more to learn, my friend.
Kelso: Yeah, I wish Jackie was in control of me. I love being put on a short leash.
[pauses, and strums guitar again] "Put the SHORT LEASH BACK ON ME!"
Eric: Uh Kelso, let me see that for a second. [picks up guitar and smashes it on table]
Kelso: [laughs] You know that was kind of funny, that was your guitar. [pauses] BURN!
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Kelso: Someday I'm gonna own a restaurant and everything's gonna be special. And then
when people ask me, "Hey, Kelso, what's the special?" I'm gonna say, "Everything!"
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Donna: Excuse me, Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul?
Jackie: Um, cheerleading camp.
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Fez: I may not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?
Jackie: Michael, who is this guy?
Kelso: Oh, that's Fez. He's the foreign exchange student.
Jackie: What did we exchange for him?
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[Red receives the gang at his mother's funeral]
Jackie: I'm really sorry your mom died. It's like ... sad and stuff.
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Jackie: I understand everybody wants their first makeout to be special, in some place romantic like Ireland or Disney World.
Su mundo puede describirse con dos palabras PORNO AND CANDDIES. Esta obsesionado con el sexo
y las mujeres, aunque tiene momentos con Kelso y Hyde que hacen dudar de su sexualidad.
Y en general es una monada porque canta y baila y se viste de mujer
y espia a las chicas escondido en el armario y mil cosas más. Durante las ocho temporadas de
la serie sigue con su acento (razón dos para ver la serie en inglés)
de extrangero incomprensible :D
----------------------------------------
Fez: Oh, Eric. I think you just fornicated yourself.
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Fez: An apple? Where is my candy, you son of a bitch?
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Fez: I'm so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fez man, it's Star Wars.
Fez: Screw that.
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Fez: I love the snow! I am a winter nymph! I love America! [passes out]
[...]
Fez: I am so cold. The snow has stolen my manhood.
lo machaca y amenaza
Kitty Forman | es la mami que intenta poner paz entre su hijo y su marido.
Es infermera y tiene una risa super chachi. Básicamente es la madraza de todos ellos.
Y claro, una copita de vez en cuando no viene mal.
Laurie Forman | Hermana de Eric. Es el ojito de papá y digamos que una chica "muy muy fácil"
Bob Pinciotti | es el vecino de los Forman y padre de Donna y es basicamente FUNNIEST DAD EVER!
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Eric: [after Eric failed to make a cabin out of Lincoln Logs] I made a Millennium Falcon.
Red Forman: If that's a Star Wars thing, I'm going to kick you in the ass.
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Eric: Ground me.
Red: What?
Eric: I am not strong enough. If I'm gonna shake this Donna thing,
I am gonna need some serious discipline. Please ground me.
Red: You got it, pal. You're grounded.
Eric: One more thing. Donna's in the kitchen; I need you to get rid of her for me.
Red: Do I have to be nice about it?
Eric: No.
Red: This is the happiest day of my life.
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Kitty: [in response to Donna dating Casey Kelso] How can such a bad
influence live in such a handsome package? Bad people should have a scar or
an eyepatch so you can recognize them.
----------------------------------------
[Eric tries to explain a career choice the school suggested for him to Red,
Kitty, and Donna]
Eric: There's this program,
where you teach impoverished children for a year, and they pay for your college!
Kitty: Where is this program?
Eric: Africa!
Kitty: Africa, Wisconsin?
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[Kitty and Red are sleeping and wake up upon hearing
"We wish you a Merry Christmas"]
Red: What the hell?
Kitty: Its the Russians! [Red looks out the window]
Red: Oh, jeez. [opens window] Bob!
Bob: Hey there! Hi there! Ho ho ho there!
Red: Bob, it's midnight! Turn that crap of!
Bob: What would I do that for?! Hey, check out
the keister on Mrs. Claus! I know what I want for Christmas!
Red: Bob, are you drunk?!
Bob: I'm not sober!
y simplemente se complementan a la perfección
(Donna lleva los pantalones y Eric es la 'delicada flor a proteger').
WATHEVER THEIR LOVE IS SO AMAZING!
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Donna: Oh, have I told you how incredibly attractive you are Eric?
Eric: No.
Michael: You told me he was cute.
Donna: No I didn't.
Michael: I remember, because you said not to say anything in front of Eric.
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Donna: Eric, relax. We've lived next door to each other forever. You could've had me when I was four.
Eric: Really? And there I was all day long on the hippity hop.
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[Donna and Eric talk about the gang's disco date]
Donna: Why did you go?
Eric: I like you.
Donna: So... you're in like with me?
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[Donna and Eric are about to have sex]
Eric: I'm just going to have to warn you, I'm exhausted, so you're going to have to do all the work.
Donna: Why should today be any different?
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Eric: You smell great. What'd you do?
Donna: I took a bath.
[pause]
Donna: I was thinking of you the whole time.
Eric: Yeah, I do the same thing in the shower.
Donna: What?
Eric: [quickly] Nothing.
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[Donna and Eric are making out on his bed, she sees something underneath the bed]
Donna: You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed?
Eric: What? No! No, not a stack.
[Donna picks up about 15 magazines]
Eric: I mean, what is a "stack"?
esta pareja es genial :D Aunque relación es de esas de ni contigo ni sin tí.
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Kelso: I miss Eric.
Jackie: Well, you still have me.
Kelso: It's not the same, Jackie! I can talk to Eric
about things that... that I can't talk about with you.
Jackie: Ok, well like what?
Kelso: Well, for instance, the annoying things that you do.
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Michael: Jacqueline Burkhart, will you marry me?
Jackie: Oh, Michael, no!
Michael: No?
Jackie: No!
Michael: Jackie, you just made me the
happiest man on earth! I cant believe I wanted to marry you!
That was my worst idea ever! And I had some really bad ideas.
I mean, a Firecracker Suit — come on!
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Jackie: Michael...
Kelso: [groggy] Jackie? Am I dreaming?
Jackie: Yes, you are.
Kelso: Are we gonna do it?
Jackie: Yes, we are.
Kelso: Cool. Where's Donna?
Jackie: WHAT?!?!? [attacks Kelso]
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Jackie: Well, I have a date too.
Kelso: Who is he? What's his name?
Jackie: His name is... not important.
What's important is, he's better than you, in every conceivable way.
Kelso: Damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!
y es por eso por lo que esta pareja tambien es TAN GRANDIOSA!
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[As Hyde is taken into custody over marijuana]
Jackie: Steven Hyde, you were right. We will never be friends. We'll be more than friends. Because now I love you!
Hyde: Oh, my God, will you shut up?
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Jackie: We're going to be partners!
[Hyde just stares at her]
Jackie: Skating partners!
Hyde: How about instead, you hit me in the face with a wrench and I black out?
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Hyde:Jackie, I do wanna be with you
Jackie: Because you loooove...
Hyde: Don´t push it.
Jackie: Okay.
Porque son tan adorables que sin mas se ponen a cantar y cantar y bailar todos juntitos
y se disfrazan, y recrean momentos de Grease o Weast Side Story
o hacien un guiño a Woody Allen o Hitchcock y por supuesto a Star Wars
simplemente haciendo que esta serie sea TAN GENIAL Y MARAVILLOSA EVER!!!!1!
Bueno al final esto me ha quedado bastante largo así que el que haya aguantado entero puede cojer una galleta de chocolate :D
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